September 2009
26 posts
Sep 29th
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giantrobotlasers: I’m about to hit the hay, but just had a thought. There are more people actively playing Farmville on Facebook than are on Twitter. That blows my mind, for a few reasons. The $1B valuation / uber hype around twitter is one part of it. But coming from the other direction, that so many people would try out something so frivolous and un-fun as farmville is really quite amazing. I...
Sep 28th
Maverick, star of the the cinematic classic “Top Gun”, man of this airborne bildungsroman, suffers the loss of Goose, his best friend and RIO (Radar Intercept Officer), after slipping into a “flat spin” induced by steering his F-14 through the “jetwash” of another jet during a training exercise. “Jetwash”—more accurately referred to as...
Sep 27th
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Sep 26th
ListenEn Vogue, “My Lovin’ (You’re...
Sep 25th
Sep 23rd
36 notes
Better (a corollary)
I was in the office late last night when I ran across something from one of the more prominent business bloggers that nearly made my head explode. I went tearing through the office and barged through my founder’s door. “I just have to say,” I announced, “____ _____ is a fucking idiot.” He hadn’t yet turned away from his computer, but I could see him smiling....
Sep 23rd
Things Roland Barthes Likes¹
via Roland Barthes by Roland Barthes, p. 120: cinnamon lettuce cheese spices frangipan newly mown hay (he’d like some ‘taster’ to make a scent out of it) roses peonies lavender champagne political désinvolture Glenn Gould ice-cold beer flat pillows toast Havana cigars Handel measured walks pears white peaches cherries colors pocket watches ball-point...
Sep 22nd
ListenToots & The Maytals, “Take Me Home,...
Sep 22nd
Save for Web & Devices... ⌥⇧⌘S
All the requisite manual dexterity of a game of Twister but none of the fun sexual tension. What the fuck Adobe.
Sep 22nd
“What was once before you—an exciting, mysterious future—is now...”
– Synecdoche, New York
Sep 21st
Sep 18th
“That doesn’t say much about the regular Christ if the anti-Christ just...”
– Billy, on the recent polling results showing 17% of New Jersey conservatives believe Obama to be the anti-Christ.
Sep 16th
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There’s a classic moment in the third season of “The West Wing” when Bartlet goes off the record to field a question about his opponent, in which he says that Governor Ritchie might be a “.22 caliber mind in a .357 magnum world”. Toby notices the green light on the camera and tells the President, “You were hot. When you said that just now. You were hot....
Sep 16th
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“Derk was the nyght as pich, or as the cole, And at the wyndow out she putte hir...”
– Geoffrey Chaucer, The Miller’s Tale. Butt jokes sound so distinguished in middle English.
Sep 15th
“All of my life, I have been told that the Beatles are the best band ever. They...”
– Hipster Runoff, on Pitchfork’s recent review of the Beatles, in which “Yellow Submarine” is deemed “a mediocre bust, sort of like a lackluster Of Montreal album”, and “Let it Be” is judged to be “slightly worse than AnCo but slightly better than...
Sep 14th
Sep 14th
Pets are what allow us to talk to ourselves without feeling like we’re talking to ourselves.
Sep 14th
Sep 11th
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Sep 11th
Briefly noted: I worked my way through college as a waiter, yet I’ve never felt the need while out dining to correct my server when he or she poured my wine from the left I’ve had a lifelong interest in performance driving, yet I’ve never flagged down another driver to correct them for not accelerating through the apex I’m employed as a software engineer who specializes...
Sep 9th
Amtrak #2159
On a train to the city. It’s a familiar route, and one I take regularly. I need these long weekends every so often: they remind me that Boston is only temporary, that what sometimes seems like an oppressive permanence can be remedied with just a train ticket, and—most importantly, for me—that I am still a New Yorker. As accustomed as I’ve become to this route something...
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