June 2010
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“Unicorns aren’t real and have never been real in a physical sense. But when I...”
– Politics is a unicorn #1: Introduction
Mike Barthel is one of the brightest thinkers I know of on the internet (and a really, really fine writer), and for the rest of the week he’s going to be “explor[ing] the ways politics isn’t rational or real—and why that’s OK—for the...
So. Close.
brainland: i think some outdoor drinking is in order
langer: where
brainland: i'm feeling diamond bar
langer: ok
brainland: when are you getting off?
langer: baby just keep talking, i'm almost there
brainland: BLOGGING THIS
brainland: j/k
brainland: you're not funny
Things I Hate That I Love
It’s always a little unsettling to watch the lines queue up outside Apple stores on this day, the annually recurring iPhone expiration date.
It’s a stirring in the commons that serves only to reinforce the fact that the most important gesture we make anymore is in our choices at the marketplace, in how we define ourselves as consumers, and when at last we stand together and take to...
In Which The Three Part Gloss.com Miniseries About... →
True friendship is letting your sex columnist buddy pounce on your coital misadventures and exploit them for pageviews not once, not twice, but three times.
And so it was that the internet lauged about the time I learned about giving fair warning during blowjobs and about the time I accidentally slept with a stripper—and so it is that for one last time the internet can revel in my...
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The Man Who Forged A Dildo In His Own Image →
Someone just won the internet for the week.
Someone is having a really bad fucking day and...
Gaggle of high school girls across the street: OOOOH PUPPY! LOOK AT THE ADORABLE PUPPY!
Me, in my head: Oh please for the love of god just shut the fuck up.
Dumb girl with a broken leg: COME HERE PUPPY! COME HERE PUPPY!
Me: Yeah that's a real fucking bright idea, trying to tell a puppy to cross a busy street.
Dumb girl: Eww don't be such a jerk!
Me: Shut up kid, I bet you're on crutches because you ran out into traffic.
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