I IMPLORE YOU TO WATCH EVERY MINUTE OF THIS.
(Source: feministing.com)
[Contraception is] not okay because it’s a license to do things in the sexual realm that is counter to how things are supposed to be.
Bypass surgery is not okay because it’s a license to do things in the medical realm that are counter to how things are supposed to be.
Human flight is not okay because it’s a license to do things in the mechanical realm that are counter to how things are supposed to be.
Democracy is not okay because it’s a license to do things in the political realm that are counter to how things are supposed to be.
Salvation is not okay because it’s a license to do things in the spiritual realm that are counter to how things are supposed to be.
Heliocentrism is not okay because it’s a license to do things in the astronomical realm that are counter to how things are supposed to be.
Domestication is not okay because it’s a license to do things in the agricultural realm that are counter to how things are supposed to be.
Combustion is not okay because it’s a license to do things in the industrial realm that are counter to how things are supposed to be.
“Too predictable.”
Tumblr makes the front page of today’s New York Post!!!
Inside, we’re described as an irresponsible liberal slut who had it coming…
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So the C++ programming language took its name from C, tossing the “++” on to indicate that it was an evolutionary improvement on its predecessor: “++” is C’s increment operator, which simply adds 1 to a numeric variable. C++ was C’s and-one, as it were.
Anyway, it worries me that maybe Kobe Bryant chose #24 because he thought he was like Michael Jordan++.
Judging by some of the links to pop up on my Internet the past hour or so, this fake Mitt Romney thing is starting to be about Pinterest changing the name of my parody account, and not about the fact that the leading candidate for the Republican nomination for President asked them to dilute…
Man-goes-out-of-his-way-to-be-a-decent-person-on-the-internet insta-reblog.
Johannes Brahms, circa 1853, age 20. Liszt had nothing on this fellow.
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[Animals who think they are people]
It always delights me when the original Stephen Meowlkmus resurfaces on the internet!
hi that’s actually a photo from that shitty show about vampires
It’s a photo of Stephen Meowlkmus and Steve Malkmus. Please don’t make me keep saying it.
Stop, no, don’t toy with me like that.](http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lz52s9ZFXq1qzr9qko1_500.jpg)
It always delights me when the original Stephen Meowlkmus resurfaces on the internet!
hi that’s actually a photo from that shitty show about vampires
It’s a photo of Stephen Meowlkmus and Steve Malkmus. Please don’t make me keep saying it.
Stop, no, don’t toy with me like that.
10) “Full disclosure: When I was a teenager, I saw Rilo Kiley perform three times.”
9) “Full disclosure: I like The Sun Also Rises and Farewell to Arms a lot.”
8) “Full disclosure: My tummy is a temperamental diva.”
7) “Full disclosure: I have several Soulja Boy songs on [my iPod].”
6) “Full disclosure: All these 20something straight girls talking about their straight sex freak me the fuck out.”
5) “Full disclosure: I work at HowAboutWe.”
4) “Full disclosure: I have been know to DJ! *Cue explosion sounds, airhorns, delayed Jamaican soundbwoy drop*.”
3) “Full disclosure: I don’t even know what I’m going to be.”
2) “Full disclosure: Pretty sure one of my favorite authors is DFW.”
1) “Full disclosure: Lifted this idea from DFW. “
hey who wants to come over and wash some super bowl dishes with me and then maybe watch “smash” and order take-out and eat it with disposable utensils which under absolutely no circumstances whatsoever will i have to wash. cool. awesome. thx. “ping me.”
just want to look at this forever and ever
So the sad but true story here is that I actually thought up this tweet all the way back during the regular season but I had to wait on it, sitting impatiently week after week in front of my TV throughout the whole postseason yelling “Cruz in the endzone, Cruz in the endzone, NO GODDAMNIT DON’T RUN THE BALL THROW IT TO CRUZ IN THE FUCKING ENDZONE!!!”, and then finally, last night, with my apartment full of twenty of my closest friends, I’m screaming “YOU GUYS, YOU GUYS, I FINALLY GET TO TWEET MY TWEET,” a tweet which, yes, I may just have referred to—in public, out loud, to other people—as quote “my Moby Dick of tweets” unquote.
Question: is it considered abuse to put black eye paint on a dog [y/n]?
![Question: is it considered abuse to put black eye paint on a dog [y/n]?](http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyxeoiKiNH1qz9aeqo1_r1_500.jpg)
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