February 15th, 2012

I IMPLORE YOU TO WATCH EVERY MINUTE OF THIS.

(Source: feministing.com)

February 14th, 2012
[Contraception is] not okay because it’s a license to do things in the sexual realm that is counter to how things are supposed to be.

Rick Santorum

Bypass surgery is not okay because it’s a license to do things in the medical realm that are counter to how things are supposed to be.

Human flight is not okay because it’s a license to do things in the mechanical realm that are counter to how things are supposed to be.

Democracy is not okay because it’s a license to do things in the political realm that are counter to how things are supposed to be.

Salvation is not okay because it’s a license to do things in the spiritual realm that are counter to how things are supposed to be.

Heliocentrism is not okay because it’s a license to do things in the astronomical realm that are counter to how things are supposed to be.

Domestication is not okay because it’s a license to do things in the agricultural realm that are counter to how things are supposed to be.

Combustion is not okay because it’s a license to do things in the industrial realm that are counter to how things are supposed to be.

February 11th, 2012

rachelfershleiser:

inothernews:

Tumblr makes the front page of today’s New York Post!!!

Inside, we’re described as an irresponsible liberal slut who had it coming…

^^^^^ +1 +1 +1 +1 +1 +1 +1 +1 +1 +1 +1 +1 +1 +1 +1 +1 +1 +1 +1 +1 +1 +1 +1 +1 +1 +1 +1 +1 +1 +1 +1 +1 +1 +1 +1 +1 +1 +1 +1 +1 +1 +1 +1 +1 +1 +1 +1 +1 +1 +1 +1 +1 +1 +1 +1 +1 +1 

Reblogged from You Rach You Lose
February 11th, 2012

A particular preoccupation:

So the C++ programming language took its name from C, tossing the “++” on to indicate that it was an evolutionary improvement on its predecessor: “++” is C’s increment operator, which simply adds 1 to a numeric variable. C++ was C’s and-one, as it were.

Anyway, it worries me that maybe Kobe Bryant chose #24 because he thought he was like Michael Jordan++.

February 10th, 2012
Reblogged from BUS YOUR OWN TRAY
February 10th, 2012
mydaguerreotypeboyfriend:

Johannes Brahms, circa 1853, age 20. Liszt had nothing on this fellow.
Submitted by mrxcitement

MUST CREDIT MATT LANGER DOT COM

mydaguerreotypeboyfriend:

Johannes Brahms, circa 1853, age 20. Liszt had nothing on this fellow.

Submitted by mrxcitement

MUST CREDIT MATT LANGER DOT COM

February 9th, 2012
placesweusedtogo:

youngmegadethite:

placesweusedtogo:

thedorseyshawexperience:

[Animals who think they are people]

It always delights me when the original Stephen Meowlkmus resurfaces on the internet! 

hi that’s actually a photo from that shitty show about vampires

It’s a photo of Stephen Meowlkmus and Steve Malkmus. Please don’t make me keep saying it. 

Stop, no, don’t toy with me like that.

placesweusedtogo:

youngmegadethite:

placesweusedtogo:

thedorseyshawexperience:

[Animals who think they are people]

It always delights me when the original Stephen Meowlkmus resurfaces on the internet! 

hi that’s actually a photo from that shitty show about vampires

It’s a photo of Stephen Meowlkmus and Steve Malkmus. Please don’t make me keep saying it. 

Stop, no, don’t toy with me like that.

February 8th, 2012

Top Ten Google Results for “site:thoughtcatalog.com ‘full disclosure,’” in Order

10) “Full disclosure: When I was a teenager, I saw Rilo Kiley perform three times.”

9) “Full disclosure: I like The Sun Also Rises and Farewell to Arms a lot.”

8) “Full disclosure: My tummy is a temperamental diva.”

7) “Full disclosure: I have several Soulja Boy songs on [my iPod].”

6) “Full disclosure: All these 20something straight girls talking about their straight sex freak me the fuck out.”

5) “Full disclosure: I work at HowAboutWe.”

4) “Full disclosure: I have been know to DJ! *Cue explosion sounds, airhorns, delayed Jamaican soundbwoy drop*.”

3) “Full disclosure: I don’t even know what I’m going to be.”

2) “Full disclosure: Pretty sure one of my favorite authors is DFW.”

1) “Full disclosure: Lifted this idea from DFW. “

February 6th, 2012

hey who wants to come over and wash some super bowl dishes with me and then maybe watch “smash” and order take-out and eat it with disposable utensils which under absolutely no circumstances whatsoever will i have to wash. cool. awesome. thx. “ping me.”

February 6th, 2012

just want to look at this forever and ever

February 6th, 2012
So the sad but true story here is that I actually thought up this tweet all the way back during the regular season but I had to wait on it, sitting impatiently week after week in front of my TV throughout the whole postseason yelling “Cruz in the endzone, Cruz in the endzone, NO GODDAMNIT DON’T RUN THE BALL THROW IT TO CRUZ IN THE FUCKING ENDZONE!!!”, and then finally, last night, with my apartment full of twenty of my closest friends, I’m screaming “YOU GUYS, YOU GUYS, I FINALLY GET TO TWEET MY TWEET,” a tweet which, yes, I may just have referred to—in public, out loud, to other people—as quote “my Moby Dick of tweets” unquote.

So the sad but true story here is that I actually thought up this tweet all the way back during the regular season but I had to wait on it, sitting impatiently week after week in front of my TV throughout the whole postseason yelling “Cruz in the endzone, Cruz in the endzone, NO GODDAMNIT DON’T RUN THE BALL THROW IT TO CRUZ IN THE FUCKING ENDZONE!!!”, and then finally, last night, with my apartment full of twenty of my closest friends, I’m screaming “YOU GUYS, YOU GUYS, I FINALLY GET TO TWEET MY TWEET,” a tweet which, yes, I may just have referred to—in public, out loud, to other people—as quote “my Moby Dick of tweets” unquote.

February 6th, 2012

capitalnewyork:

Boston’s morning wood.

:) :) :)

:D :D :D :D :D

~<|:-D->——<

Reblogged from Capital
February 4th, 2012

mrwrong:

TODAY’S HEY SO YESTERDAY DID @chucktodd PREDICT SIX MORE WEEKS OF WINTER OR WHAT 

Reblogged from MR. WRONG
Dipshit with a blog.
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