Matt Langer
I also do a twitter.
LOL LOL LOL
OMG I didn’t know until reading this that the entire lawsuit Oracle brought against Google hangs on nine lines of code that I swear are like the easiest most rote shit in literally the entire history of neckbeards which means that on the one hand it’s like damn bro why didn’t you just write that shit yourself but on the other it’s like wait are you fucking kidding me Oracle is seriously claiming they’ve got an intellectual property claim on one number being larger than another LOL LOL LOL you fucking asshats, all of you.
It’s a nice thing that even when someone goes far too soon—all the more so when that death initiates a particularly uncomfortable confrontation with mortality, the sort of oh-god-this-person’s-not-all-that-much-older-than-me-holy-shit-when-am-I-going-to-fucking-quit-smoking-already style of panic attack—that every one of the forty-odd times I’ve listened to Sabotage over the last day just felt youthful and fun.
Also this photo is a nice thing.
(via Max)
for rilaws
Talking About Talking About Race
There were two pieces published on the internet last week on the subject of race that I think are worth revisiting. One of them pointed out some very important problems about the way we talk about race and sparked a number of productive conversations for me over the weekend; the other was so pernicious and facile as to prove fundamentally destructive to our ability to have a meaningful discussion about race.
The twist is that they were both the same piece: Lindy West’s “hipster racism” scold on Jezebel.
Let's Talk About Unfollowing People.
A good friend of mine has one of those Twitter lists devoted to people whose tweets he actually wants to read. He checks that, exclusively, instead of his main feed. He does this to avoid the drama of someone getting upset with him IRL because of the perceived slight of an unfollow. Another friend…
Yes! Let’s talk about this!
Starships
Nicki Minaj
I feel like one thing we probably don’t give her enough credit for is how she must send the cultural right into such fits of blind rage. Like, what I wouldn’t give to be in the room when Tony Perkins watches this video and hears the lyrics “but fuck who you want and fuck you who like.”
I hate your Gchat status.
Just putting this one here for Mike Barthel who’s prob the only one who understands why I’m about to go punch a brick wall:
I don’t watch a lot of TV news. I don’t watch cable at all. I like The Daily Show, so sometimes if I’m home late at night, I’ll catch snippets of that. I think Jon Stewart’s brilliant. It’s amazing to me the degree to which he’s able to cut through a bunch of the nonsense – for young people in particular, where I think he ends up having more credibility than a lot of more conventional news programs do.
Ten Very Thoughtful Gavin McInnes Headlines, In Order
- “The Innate Supremacism of the Anti-Racist Movement”
- “Feminism’s a Bitch”
- “The 12-Step Plan to Restore American Femininity”
- “The Trouble with Islam: Inbreeding”
- “In Defense of Stoning”
- “More Urinating on the Taliban, Please”
- “Apologies Are for Fags”
- “I’m Not a Racist, Sexist, or a Homophobe, You Nigger Slut Faggot”
- “How to Tap the Missus”
- “Fuck Single Mothers (Figuratively)”



