Matt Langer

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May 27 2009

So, you're in love with one of your friends, but she has a boyfriend and probably wouldn't have sex with you anyway.

Step Fifteen: There is now no possible way that you aren’t about to have sex with her. You’re naked, kissing her, in her bedroom, agreeing to erase a version of yourself from history to make her happy. And as far as she knows you’ve had sex many times in a future that will no longer happen, so she thinks to herself that maybe she should have one memory of it.
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