Matt Langer

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Oct 13 2011

Thoughts On The Internet-Crush-Of-The-Moment

anniewerner:

  • I wonder if his LinkedIn is active. That would be a minus.
  • At what exact moment did he decide to move from Vaguely Asexual Sexy Librarian to Woody Allen glasses? Good move regardless. 
  • First rule of internet crushes: do NOT talk about internet crushes (publicly).
  • Don’t Wiki him. C’mon.
  • OF COURSE we have 11 Facebook friends in common.
  • Hey! He’s never written for Thought Catalog!
  • Wait, we could like, potentially meet. We’ve probably been in the same room before.
  • It’s doomed.
  • [He probably only likes cute Asian girls with straight across bangs.]
  • DON’T TALK ABOUT INTERNET CRUSHES.

If only the reblog feature could automatically do something like at the end of the first season of “The O.C.” when Ryan and Marissa have their last dance to that Jem rendition of “Maybe I’m Amazed” where she switched all the genders around in the lyrics, because then THIS POST WOULD COMPLETE ME.

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