Jul
7
2009
Armageddon
- Her: It's so unbelievable the way all the asteroids only hit major cities.
- Me: Wrong--the asteroids hit everywhere.
- Her: No they don't. You only see them hitting the Eiffel Tower and New York.
- Me: Those are just the only ones they show. Nobody cares if asteroids hit Idaho. It's like flyover states in presidential campaigns.
- Her: Hollywood blockbusters just don't do realism.
- Me: And you came to this conclusion because of the asteroids.
- Her: Yeah.
- Me: Not the part when they land a top-secret NASA shuttle on the back of an asteroid? Or the part when Ben Affleck bunny hops the Grand Canyon in a space buggy? Or the part when Bruce Willis cries?
