Jul
20
2009
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Cribbed from today’s edition of Brainland’s Instant Messenger Record Reviews: “Are you gay for the new kid sister yet???? Cause you will be. Press play and you’ll be like, ‘why is this song penis inside of me? why do I like it so much? why am I dressed like a submissive unicorn?’ You’ll have these questions but you will not care for their answers. Ignorance is ecstasy. I think it might take you 2 or 3, but it will make you its bitch. You specifically. Get your unicorn gimp gear ready. You’re gonna shit glitter.”
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Kid Sister, “Right Hand Hi”
