Nov
2
2010
Election Day Advice.
If you can’t stomach the thought of being alive to hear the words “Speaker Boehner”, just turn on your TV when you get home and take a shot1 every time you hear the words “referendum”, “realignment”, and “reading the tea leaves”. You’ll be dead before sunset!
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1 Unless you’re a CNN viewer, in which case you’ll just slowly die from excessive blood loss after clawing your eyes out the first time you see Wolf Blitzer keep a straight face while talking to a hologram.
