Aug
11
2009
I’m trying to create a new Facebook application and I can’t get past the first step because every email address I submit reportedly contains “profanity” which is funny slash WRONG because every email address I submit also contains MY FUCKING LAST NAME which probably made their blacklist because it’s a phallic pejorative somewhere in Ireland but anyway HEY ASSHOLES it’s also the last name of some supposedly big deal golfer and also more importantly the actress who portrayed Rayanne on “My So Called Life” and she’s a pretty big deal even though I kick her ass on Google rankings but whatever GODDAMNIT JUST LET ME USE MY EMAIL ADDRESS UGH.