Nov
12
2009
Startup Diary, 11/12/09
I have spent 63 of the last 65 days in the office.
This morning I noticed a particularly foul smell in my apartment after getting out of the shower. My first instinct was to investigate the garbage can, but it hosted a rather pleasant odor seeing as I had just discarded a Morning Walk™ & Cleansing Rain™ Febreze® NOTICEable™.
I then checked under the bed for any unfinished containers of Thai delivery or other perishables I may have haphazardly discarded while drunk, but all I found was a Virginia Woolf novel I started two months ago and never got around to finishing.
I finally followed the stench to the fridge, wherein I found a distended gallon of milk with an expiration date of September 8th.
