Matt Langer

December 11, 2012

“can i help you sir?” “i need to replace a lost iphone.” “do you have insurance?” “yes.” “what’s your name?” “matthew.” “ok matthew someone will be with you shortly.” “thank you.” *one whole hour of life passes slowly by* “do you need any help sir?” “i’ve already been helped i think, i’m just waiting for someone to call my name.” “what are you waiting to do?” “i need to replace a lost iphone.” “do you have insurance?” “yes.” “you can’t do that in the store.” “what.” “you have to call the insurance company. here’s the number.” “you’re fucking kidding me.” *storms out* *walks back in* “wait.” “yes sir?” “i lost my phone.” “yes sir.” “you just handed me a piece of paper.” “i’m sorry sir there’s absolutely nothi—” “with a phone number on it.” *exeunts*

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