Sorry, ok, but now that we’ve entered the phase of the Manti Te’o story where we’ve run out of things to speculate on and so now everyone’s running posts that are all “no, see, in the age of online dating his story’s not all THAT crazy” is it totally inappropriate of me to point out that wait a minute it IS actually EXACTLY that crazy for a FOOTBALL PLAYER to be leading his #1 ranked college football team to a national championship title game and NOT be having tons of IRL sex with tons of IRL people?
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criminalwisdom said:
I don’y know much about the story - but my first thought was - he’s gay and he created the girlfriend as a smoke screen.
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rachelfershleiser said:
Hence the speculation that’s he’s gay?
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eoporto said:
maybe only not because ND is crazy weird and my 3rd cousin goes there and her mom was talking about the crazy fun ice cream socials the priests throw, so I feel like everyone there might be a virgin.
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aatombomb said:
pretty sure he was having IRL sex, just not with fake girls.
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itschelsealol reblogged this from langer and added:
100% this.
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