Matt Langer

April 26, 2010

My weekend project: in-n-out-bieber.com. Consider it a public service.

Important things I learned while building this: the wiki entry on age of consent is terrifyingly thorough. I suspect that page’s edit history is a law enforcement goldmine.

Also: as impressively lengthy penal codes go, nobody holds a candle to Arkansas. Here’s a Python representation of the twenty logical steps necessary to determine if you can legally fuck in the Razorback state:

if state == 'AR':
  if minor_years >= 16:
    return (True, None)
  else:
    if minor_years >= 14:
      if major_years < 18:
        return (True, None)
      else:
        return (False, time_until(minor, 16))
    elif minor_years >= 12:
      if (major - minor).days/365 < 4:
        return (True, None)
      else:
        return (False, time_until(minor, 14))
    else:
      if (major - minor).days/365 < 3:
        return (True, None)
      else:
        if (major - minor).days/365 < 4:
          return (False, time_until(minor, 12))
        else:
          return (False, time_until(minor, 16))

10:32am | URL: http://tmblr.co/ZpI0byWrLFW

(Notes: 50)