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40 Notes
National News, Wednesday, June 9, 2010
Five years later the nation continues to mourn the mysterious disappearance of a random white woman, and CNN wants to know “who would have ever expected white Americans to demand that an African-American man show more rage”.
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Goddammit, CNN, stop failing at life. I used to be proud to say I live in Atlanta, home of CNN. I’m not proud of that...
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CNN has literally no self-awareness whatsoever.
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#our discourse is so stupid
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They’re afraid...him being an “angry black man”...kid goes...
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