And there you have it: the Hollywood starlet-turned-two-time drunk driver, serial probation violator, and pathological liar-under-oath—a woman so immeasurably self-absorbed she had the audacity to invoke the UN Declaration of Human Rights in her own defense and later compare her fair and impartial prosecution in a United States court of law to the plight of an Iranian woman facing death by stoning—walks through a cloud of golden confetti into a Los Angeles courthouse today wearing head-to-toe designer couture and retaining the services of a legal counsel so top-dollar that the latter’s roster of clients who are usually immune to the effects of law by virtue of their vast fortunes includes such luminaries as Paris Hilton, Nicole Richie, the Kardashians, Snoop Dogg, Axl Rose, and OJ Simpson.
And yet moments after this photo was taken she walked into a jail cell.
Justice is so fucking sweet.
